Lyrics:Bad Jokes

Uh uh uh uh

I'm telling bad jokes now
Really bad jokes now
Tell a bad joke to me, girl.  Lady.

Why did something cross the road?
I don't know.  Make it up.
Bad jokes!  Come on!

I'm really great at telling bad jokes
I'm telling bad jokes now
The ones you've heard a million times
The kind of jokes that little kids tell you

Why was I stapled to the chicken?
I don't know man, I wasn't stapled to any chicken

(spoken)

Flansburgh: Nice belt!

Nice belt, man!

(singing)

Bad jokes!
Bad bad jokes!
Uh!

(spoken)

Solid.

That's pretty good, guys.  Laying it down back there.  On the skins.  Nice belt.  Nice belt indeed.