Lyrics:Santa's Beard (Dial-A-Song)

Every year, my friend puts on a red suit
And pals around with me and my wife
But lately I've been feeling jealous
Every time she climbs on his knee
Why must she climb on his knee? 

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
She whispered, oh, she whispered in his ear
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
I wish he would go
He's breaking up my home

She always had a wicked sense of humor
But she'd never drag my name around town
Lately she's been humming cheating songs
And I don't like that fat guy around
No, I don't like that fat guy around

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
She whispered, oh, she whispered in his ear
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
I wish he would go
He's breaking up my home