User:VolatileChemical

Don't get too close!
Status	Cool
Personality	Withdrawn
Weakness	Fire

Hi. I'm VolatileChemical. They Might Be Giants have rocked my socks and been my favourite band since July 13th, 2004. Yeah, I can pin it down to the exact day.

My top three They Might Be Giants songs are Unsupervised, I Hit My Head, Asheville and Purple Toupee.

My favourite They Might Be Giants songs on the whole: She's An Angel, Ana Ng, Contrecoup, Purple Toupee, Experimental Film, Prevenge, Asheville, I'm All You Can Think About, Till My Head Falls Off, Birdhouse In Your Soul, Older, Sensurround, and Clap Your Hands. (This list is unbelievably incomplete, and never will be complete)

My favourite Mono Puff songs: Till I Hit My Head, So Long, Mockingbird, Backstabbing Liar, Don't I Have The Right, I Just Found Out What Everybody Knows, Poison Flowers, and It's Fun to Steal.

This is a pretty good website, but why do all these users keep writing so opinionated? And of course it's even worse when they write in the first person? Yeah, guys, uh, you should probably know that we're not all you so don't give information that only applies to yourself. I've never seen such attrocity since the [www.bswiki.com/index.php/Main_Page Bonus Stage Wiki], which is nothing but a bunch of fourteen-year-old losers who think everyone else cares if they don't get a joke or think a referenced video game is boring. WE DON'T. But this site has its downfalls as well, especially the page for Gigantic (A Tale of Two Johns). Take a look at this mess, on the page as of the time I'm writing this:

"Some anecdotes I had heard before, but A) they're much funnier here and B) there's so much more! I don't remember any new material, although I had not actually heard I Can't Hide From My Mind."

DON'T SAY THAT! How do you know we haven't heard those anecdotes before? How do you know we find them funnier here? How do you know we don't remember any new material? How do you know we hadn't heard I Can't Hide From My Mind? In fact, I'm going to go right now and remove that section right after I save this text, and damn the expense! Block me, freeze me, all you want! I shall fight this edit war 'till the end! ===============================================================================================
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