| Song name | Run time | Releases | Year | Differences from other versions |
| Four Of Two (Demo) | 3:11 | Dial-A-Song | ? | Narrator of the song is unable to move and resolves this by strangling himself to death. Arrangement is baritone sax (with pitch bend in the bridge), accordion, and a (fake?) drum. |
| Four Of Two (eMusic Version) | 2:20 | eMusic Freebies | 2000 | Rough mix of the album version and includes part of the count-in. |
| Four Of Two | 2:18 | No!, Dial-A-Song, TMBG Clock Radio | 2002 | Somewhat lighter lyrics in which narrator waits for girl and does not acknowledge the passage of time. Full band arrangement. |
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