Lyrics:Retirement Village People

It's fun to eat at four-thirty p.m.
It's fun to eat at four-thirty p.m.

(Yo yo, check it out)

There are no lines to wait
And the prices are great
You can take home what's left on your plate

(Announcer: Not everything can be as good as the original.  
But Diet Dr Pepper is.  
Diet Dr Pepper.  Tastes more like regular Dr Pepper)