User:Droffats/Theme song

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Doctor Wiki by Droffats
Parody of Doctor Worm by They Might Be Giants
Click here to read the original TMBG lyrics


They call me Doctor Wiki
Good morning, how are you?
I'm Doctor Wiki
I'm interested in editing
I'm not a real doctor, but
I am a real wiki
I am an actual wiki
I live like a wiki



I like to edit pages
I think I'm getting good
But I can
Handle vandalism
I'll show you what I know, and you can
Change it if you think
I'm getting bitter on the page
I'll leave my userpage unlocked
'Cause I can't hear you yell



When I get into it,
I can't tell if you are watching me
Changing the Wik'
When I make a type-o,
My friend Duke33
Will fix it for me



Someday, somebody else besides me
Will call me by my username



They will call me Doctor Wiki
Good morning, how are you?
I'm Doctor Wiki
I'm interested in editing
I'm not a real doctor
But I am a real wiki
I'm an actual wiki
I live like a wiki


I like to edit pages
I think I'm getting good
But I can
Handle vandalism
I'll show you what I know, and you can
Change it if you think
I'm getting bitter on the page
I'm not a real doctor
But they call me Doctor Wikian.