User:HotelDetectiveInTheFuture

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This is the user page for HotelDetectiveInTheFuture (that's me). For the extremely funky track from Podcast 5A (and Cast Your Pod to the Wind), see (She Was A) Hotel Detective In The Future.
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Greetings[edit]

Hello! I am HotelDetectiveInTheFuture. Happy Monday. How's it going? I'm a big fan of the band They Might Be Giants from Brooklyn, New York. If you haven't heard of them, I highly recommend checking them out. I don't know what the overlap of TMBW.net users and They Might Be Giants fans would be, but I think they're neat. Sadly, I have yet to see them in concert, because I guess Canada haunts them or something. I am slowly building my collection of TMBG memorabilia. I like to make taglines among other things, here is a list of all the taglines I've made.

My TMBG fandom story[edit]

Part One[edit]

When I was a wee young'un (about 3 or 4), my parents played me the Here Come The 123s DVD, and I absolutely fell in love with the songs, music videos, and of course, the Puppet Johns. They also played me Here Comes Science but admittedly I wasn't as in love with THAT album as much as the 123s album (I like Science more now.) So yeah, those were my two favourite albums for a very long time.

Part Two[edit]

Cut to 2019, I had mainly forgotten about They Might Be Giants and Here Come the 123s etc, that is until I heard Crystal Fortress. You see, in the summer of 2019, I was on a huge Homestar Runner phase, and I stumbled upon Crystal Fortress. Then I was like: "Oh yeah, They Might Be Giants, I forgot about them!" That led me into a TMBG rabbit hole. I didn't know where to start with TMBG, but then I found this random TMBG Top 20 Songs list, and I checked out those songs. The list had a healthy mix of TMBG classics like Don't Let's Start, Ana Ng, Birdhouse In Your Soul, and also some obscure deep cuts like Mr. Klaw, Shape Shifter, and I'm All You Can Think About. (I have since tried to find this list online, to no avail.)

Part Three[edit]

Then, in 2021, I went into an even deeper dive to prepare for the release of BOOK and listened to every single album. And as a result They Might Be Giants became my definitive favourite band. Not long after BOOK came out, I started listening to live recordings, all that jazz, then I found out about the wiki! And the rest is history.

John Henry is All About the Same Death, But in Alternate Realities Tour[edit]

PAST TOUR DATES!

FUTURE TOUR DATES!

  • Idk. \(•_•)/

My collection[edit]

For my non-TMBG collection, see here.

HotelDetectiveInTheFuture's Collection
CDs
FloodApollo 18The SpineHere Come The ABCsHere Come The 123sHere Comes ScienceBOOK
Vinyl
FloodApollo 18John HenryThe Else
Video
Here Come The 123sHere Comes Science
Downloads
AlmanacCast Your Pod To The WindTMBG's Other Thing Brass Band (EP)First Album LiveFlood Live In AustraliaUp To DateJohn Henry DemosMy Murdered RemainsThe Escape TeamLive At The Music Hall Of Williamsburg 11.29.15The Pamphlet EPAsbury Park Live

My personal top 10 TMBG songs[edit]

10. Nanobots
9. Birdhouse In Your Soul
8. Ana Ng
7. Hey Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
6. Doctor Worm
5. The End of the Tour
4. Snowball in Hell
3. Fingertips
2. Experimental Film
1. The Mesopotamians

TMBG studio albums ranked worst to best (in my personal opinion)[edit]

NOTE: My ranking of TMBG albums fluctuates from day to day, so this might be inaccurate. It will also become outdated when The World Is To Dig comes out.

Album Favourite song Least favourite song
23. The Escape Team Mr. Mischief Night Flo Wheeler
22. Why? Or So I Have Read Then The Kids Took Over
21. Here Come the ABCs Flying V I Am a Robot
20. Long Tall Weekend Older On Earth My Nina
19. No! Four of Two Lazyhead & Sleepybones
18. Here Come the 123s Triops Has Three Eyes Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Theme
17. The Spine Experimental Film Spines
16. Phone Power I Love You For Psychological Reasons Got Getting Up So Down
15. Here Comes Science Why Does the Sun Shine? (The Sun is a Mass of Incandescent Gas) Solid Liquid Gas
14. Glean Music Jail, Pt. 1 & 2 All the Lazy Boyfriends
13. Factory Showroom The Bells Are Ringing I Can Hear You
12. BOOK Brontosaurus Quit The Circus
11. My Murdered Remains + More Murdered Remains Tick Tick Tick Tick Door To Door Minotaur
10. Mink Car Man, It's So Loud In Here Mr. Xcitement
9. Nanobots Nanobots Didn't Kill Me
8. John Henry The End of the Tour Stomp Box
7. I Like Fun Let's Get This Over With Lake Monsters
6. Join Us When Will You Die? Dog Walker
5. They Might Be Giants Rhythm Section Want Ad Toddler Hiway
4. The Else The Mesopotamians Feign Amnesia
3. Flood Birdhouse In Your Soul Theme From Flood
2. Lincoln Snowball In Hell You'll Miss Me
1. Apollo 18 Fingertips If I Wasn't Shy

INDIVIDUAL SONG RANKINGS OF EACH ALBUM CAN BE FOUND RIGHT HERE!!!!!! (INCOMPLETE)

Other musical interests[edit]

Artist Favourite song Favourite album
"Weird Al" Yankovic Albuquerque Running with Scissors
Metallica Master of Puppets Master of Puppets
The Beatles Something Abbey Road
Mother Mother The Sticks The Sticks
Rush 2112 2112
Ninja Sex Party 6969 The Prophecy
The Dear Hunter The Bitter Suite IV and V: The Congregation and the Sermon in the Slit Act III: Life and Death
Flight of the Conchords Father and Son Flight of the Conchords
Fitz and the Tantrums MoneyGrabber Pickin' Up the Pieces