Guitar Tab:Chip The CHiP

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Chip The CHiP
By: They Might Be Giants
Key: C Major
Year: 2018
G    F
Chip the CHiP
G    C
Chip the CHiP
G  F           G       C
Is he human or is he a beast?
G    F           G         C
He's the ugliest sworn officer
G          F      G         C
In the California Highway Police
       Dm        F          G        C
If you drive too fast he'll eat your face
         Dm     F          G        C
Pass him on the left he'll eat your face
           Dm        F       G          C    G  F
And if you talk back he will eat what's left of your face
G    C
Chip the CHiP

G     F      G  C
There he is, in pursuit
G    F                 G      C
It's his favorite part of the gig
G        F          G
Chip the CHiP is so hungry
C            G        F          G          C
His lunch is gonna be everything under your wig
           Dm      F            G      C
Though you don't deserve what's coming next
            Dm       F           G    C
I hope your life was filled with happiness
                Dm      F            G       C
You're going to briefly spend what's left of it
G    F         G    C
with the CHiP, Chip the CHiP

(Single B note played on each beat)
Life in prison would be better than the teeth
B  C
Of the CHiP
B    C
Chip the CHiP
(B note)
Lethal injection would be a welcome relief
B    C
From the CHiP
B    C
Chip the CHiP
B    C
Chip the ch-ch-ch-CHiP

NC
Alright pull it over!
Do you know why I stopped you?
Cause I thought maybe you could tell me why I stopped you.

G F        G     C
After work he'll relax
G F             G        C
Lying face down in toxic waste
G            F       G              C        G            F       G      C
When he's completely burned he will shed and wait for his skin to regenerate
        Dm       F         G         C
Now the sight of him might gross you out
           Dm    F         G       C
So if your eye offends you poke it out
          Dm      F     G          C   G     F             G          C
If your remaining eye offends poke out the offending other eyeball as well
       Dm        F          G        C
If you drive too fast he'll eat your face
         Dm     F          G        C
Pass him on the left he'll eat your face
           Dm        F       G          C    G  F
And if you talk back he will eat what's left of your face
G    C
Chip the CHiP