Mailing List Archive/2024-04-04
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🚨TMBG's Instant Fan Club is open for membership!🚨[edit]
HUZZAH! THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS’ INSTANT FAN CLUB 2024 IS HERE!
Friends! The Instant Fan Club is back, beautiful, bigger than ever, and still a secret. Finally—membership is open, but only for a few weeks.
www.TMBGIFC.com
HAPPINESS IS HERE
Our 2024 Premiere Level includes a download and CD of our new album before the official release day, along with Beast of Horns, a compendium of live tracks with the spotlight on the remarkable horn section. There is also secret music and a ton of exclusive real-life objects, including an Instant Fan Club shirt and a first-album jigsaw puzzle. Expect an invitation to a private livestream event, along with amazing fan club things we haven’t thought of yet!
And, after all these years, membership is STILL just $99!
Join today and get an instant download of They Might Be Giants brand new recording of Irving Berlin’s Lazy! This song is 100 years old!
There are also two fancier membership levels for the ultimate Instant Fan Club experience: Executive Super-Boss and Medallion Level.
As an Executive Super-Boss, you’ll see YOUR NAME in our next album’s liner notes along with all the other Executive Super-Bosses. You’ll also get a custom IFC cape, two 7” singles, a new TMBG setlist book, and more.
Medallion Level members get all the Premiere and Super-Boss stuff, PLUS a custom song featuring YOUR NAME, a really big custom-made medallion, and a custom TMBG View-Master with four discs of 3D photography by John Linnell.
Along with a host of other remarkable add-ons, members can now supersize their membership with additional shirts, as well as blue canary nightlights!
THE INSTANT FAN CLUB OATH
As a TMBG Instant Fan Club member,
I am a willing participant in this secret experiment in human happiness.
When asked about the Instant Fan Club, I shall reply,
“Oh, I don’t know. You must be thinking of some other band."