Mailing List Archive/2024-04-05
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⭕ John F. of TMBG here with a special invitation ⭕[edit]
Finally, our 2024 Instant Fan Club is open for membership, and you are sincerely invited to participate!
Hey everyone. John F. here with a message for all of y’all to check in with www.TMBGIFC.com and groove to all the wonderful and exotic things on offer. It’s going to be a great—maybe even the greatest—Instant Fan Club year of all time, with all sorts of new music, new premiums, and more! It’s still just $99 including shipping, which is (if I can be candid) a legit deal.
Now with nightlights!
In this world where joy runs at such a deficit, we hope you can take a break from it all and make this singular project part of your life, or give the gift of the experience to a friend. We know you will be surprised. So far the response has been a bit overwhelming, but we are finally prepared for it all and are looking forward to delivering an amazing experience to every level of participation. The IFC is also integral to our long-term planning as a band, affording us a corporation-free environment to pursue all of our guided and misguided ideas (like making a studio recording of our backward version of Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love and committing it to vinyl) but I digress...
Check it all out at www.TMBGIFC.com
THE INSTANT FAN CLUB OATH
As a TMBG Instant Fan Club member,
I am a willing participant in this secret experiment in human happiness.
When asked about the Instant Can Club, I shall reply,
"Oh, I don't know. You must be thinking of some other band."
When you join the Instant Fan Club, you will instantly receive a download of our brand new recording of a 100-year-old song written by Irving Berlin called Lazy. You deserve this www.TMBGIFC.com.